*mentioning internet friends to parents*
we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Everyone knows the mainstream media likes to make fun of Aquaman.
"Aquaman’s trident could actually cut the flesh of Superman if it came in contact, that’s a thing that’s in the canon. He’s super strong because he exists at these super deep depths so when he comes up here he’s crazy strong. Not to say he’s in my movie or anything like that, I’m just saying he has the potential to be bad-ass.”
Possibly the greatest thing he’s said
bisexual? looking for positive, accurate representation in media? boy have i got some upsetting news for you
Actual bisexuals: “I’m bisexual.”
Bisexuality in the media = “I don’t like labels.”
Excellent point! Never noticed that before but you are spot on.
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again